Sorry for the delay people, but here it is. Hot off the press, the Happy Ending Hut Mole Report.

Weekend 1 started as most weekends do, with cocktails at the house and a Friday night visit to the Starboard. And of course it ended just as most do, with a few stranglers heading to the Board on Suicide Sunday for breakfast and a Blood Mary, which eventually turned into about a dozen drinks and another overnight at the Hut. But in between all those cold beers, nasty shots, late night food, and random hook-ups, there are those specials few moments that are worthy of memory (or for some, better left forgotten). And for your entertainment, here they are:

6. MJ assuming the same spot he has had at Starboard's bar for the past 9 years! That's dedication!
5. Don & Scotty-doesn't-know slamming countless double shots of tequila!! And Don you wonder why the Cougars at the 'Board look good to you. Come on man, ease up on the sauce, those bitches are old!
4. Ass slapping at Jam Session as Handome Pat would say, "as long as you say 'Good Game' after slapping a girl's ass its all good!"
3. Shiller the Thriller sucking face with some MILF at the 'Board! Nice work Shiller!
2. Taryn's super tight see-thru white t-shirt that read, "Pound me like a Whack-a-Mole" That image should get me through many a lonely night!
1. And who could forget Hunter's quote the morning after hooking up with some random guy, "He tried to eat my *ussy!" And to that I say, of course he did. That's what we do.

And this was just the warm-up weekend. Can't wait to see what unfolds Memorial Day weekend. See you all then!