Mole report

As most of you could tell from Shannon’s pictures, I was blending into the background, trying to appear drunk, so that I could be successful with my mole assignment.

In summary – great weekend – not crowded and a great crowd!

Here’s my favorite memories from the weekend, in no specific order.

1) Choo Choo!!!!!! (Inside joke that is not fit for print)
2) Chris B’s “move” (Don’t try to kiss him on the cheek)
3) Quote of the weekend “Raise your hand if I tried to hook up with you last night”
4) Pat breaking his vow and going back to the “round” side
5) Nic trying to get her “Dewey legs” back and failing miserably (and also falling at the Board)
6) Jen D finally sleeping in the Hut! Let’s all give her a big round of applause
7) The Girl Next Door, the Hut’s most requested DVD. Dirty, dirty girl…
8) Assman trying to play beer pong at the Board and getting both of us completely hammered from beer and shots since the other team (I think the guy liked Assman – it was probably the nickname) kept buying us shots when we continually lost
9) The classic Bachelorette move – a little background for those who were not there. Mango convinced a Bachelorette party to come back to the Hut. A person who shall remain nameless pins a member of said party against the wall, without saying a word to her, and proceeds to pull an Al-bino with a bunch of PDA. He then tries to sneak her downstairs and was about one foot away from the promise land when he was spotted by the rest of the B-party and forcibly separated from said lady.
10) Shiller getting lucky with almost everything that moves and some things that do not. After an evening trying to play with the big boys (I HATE YOU SCOTT) and the Godfather, he locked himself in the bathroom twice to get up 
close and personal with the toilette and the floor.
11) Patron is BAD
12) Dewey Devil whip cream fight where Chris B found out what its like to take one in the eye