For those of you who missed this past weekend in Dewey, or were too drunk to remember parts much like me, here are some highlights:

- Brasco rents us a luxury pad for the weekend.
- Mango sets a new HEH record for most f_ bombs dropped in a weekend... and most pushups done by an HEH member over the course of 3 days.
- Scott's bro cracks two shot glasses on HP's forehead... and everyone laughs while Handsome Pat has blood trickling down his forehead.
- Doctor. Doctor (inflection). Doctor. Doctor (serious tone).
- We have 6 decks at our house this summer! Butler better buy a hammock!
- 12 hours, 20something shots, $300 later, Ritchie is passed out in bed.
- F_ U war between Brasco and Billy.
- Mango pitches a day/night double header.
- Shiller's 3some with Taryn and Michelle... too bad he was passed out for all of it.
- Steady gets molested by Taryn and Michelle and is too drunk to come out and play.
- Handsome Pat brings a man home from the Rudder on Saturday night... are we sure he doesn't belong in Rehoboth?
- Mango goes running to Rehoboth in women's "short" shorts and gets gay bashed.
- The Girl Next Door... "If you don't f_ her, I'll kill myself. F_her for me! Please, F_ her for me!"
- HEH represents @ Suicide Sunday #1, but the day/night marathon ends with Scotty Doesn't Know, Brasco, Ritchie, Billy, and Shannon all victims of the Dewey tradition!

For those of you who missed it, WOW! It was one hell of a weekend. 
For those of you in attendance, my body is killing me right now, but my heart can't wait for the summer and shenanigans to start.