NAME: John
NICKNAME: Steady, The King, JB, Buthole, Old Man, Dewey God
FAV ALCOHOLIC DRINK: BUD LIGHT, Roy Rodgers, Shirly Temple, Cosmos, Tequila, Red Bull and Vodka, Gatorade and Vodka
DEWEY VET OR VIRGIN: The KING, Senior Year but still like a Virgin
FAV DEWEY BAR: Starboard, Bottle and Cork, Sharky's, Any Bar in Rehobeth
DEWEY AWARDS: King of Dewey, Hook Up King ('03, '04, '05), Best Body '05, Least Likey to Succeed
HOME SWEET HOME THESE DAYS: Homeless in VA, A Trailer
HOMETOWN: Rockaway, New Jersey
UNDERGRAD COLLEGE: Ram-A-Ho College of NJ
HOW I MAKE THE BLING-BLING (REAL JOB): Next Member of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", Man Whore, Who said anything about making jewelry?
PERSONAL MOTTO: Make it stick, "Hi, I'm John Butler"
HOBBIES: Blackout Fridays, Stalking people on Myspace, Stalking people on Friendster, Hanging around local Junior Highschool parking lots, Celibacy
FAV LINKS: None of your fucking business
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              http://www.nambla.org/