NAME: Michael
NICKNAME: MJ
FAV ALCOHOLIC DRINK: BUD LIGHT, Rumple Minze
DEWEY VET OR VIRGIN: 10 summers!
FAV DEWEY BAR: Starboard (Breezeway), 'Cork (front of stage), 'Rudder (bar behind live band)
DEWEY AWARDS: Pound-for-Pound Best Drinker, Best Dancer, Most Likely to Host a Talk Show
HOME SWEET HOME THESE DAYS: Fairfax, VA
HOMETOWN: Northern Virginia
UNDERGRAD COLLEGE:
HOW I MAKE THE BLING-BLING (REAL JOB): Speechwriter
PERSONAL MOTTO: "Alcohol helps in any situation"
HOBBIES: Hiking, biking, rollerblading, tennis, reading, freelance writing, Googling
FAV LINKS: http://www.Drudgereport.com/
              http://www.Refdesk.com
              http://www.Webshots.com/