NAME: Patrick
NICKNAME: Handsome Pat, HP
FAV ALCOHOLIC DRINK: BUD LIGHT, Jager Bombs, and Red Headed Sluts
DEWEY VET OR VIRGIN: Junior aka 3rd Season Playing
FAV DEWEY BAR: Bottle & Cork @ Jam Session while standing at the middle beer cooler
DEWEY AWARDS: Wildest Member ('04 & '05), Best Tan ('05), Best Good Gamer ('05), class brown noser
HOME SWEET HOME THESE DAYS: Washington, DC
HOMETOWN: Manchvegas, NH
UNDERGRAD COLLEGE: U Richmond, Syracuse College of Law
HOW I MAKE THE BLING-BLING (REAL JOB): Professional Bullshit and Pushup Artist... aka Military Attorney
PERSONAL MOTTO: It's OK to smack ass as long as you say good game! GOOD GAME!
HOBBIES: Engaging in heated political debates about topics like the fall of the communism, the differences between a socialist state and republic, and what is better on a woman... a g-string, thong, boy shorts, or commando? Additional hobbies include leading the Barely Legal kickball team into battle.
FAV LINKS: http://www.tuckermax.com
              http://www.jollydwarf.com
              http://voyeurweb.com