NAME: Will
NICKNAME: Butler's Midnight date, Frodo
FAV ALCOHOLIC DRINK: BUD LIGHT, Anything I'm handed
DEWEY VET OR VIRGIN: Vet
FAV DEWEY BAR: I just follow Butler around
DEWEY AWARDS:
HOME SWEET HOME THESE DAYS: Washington, DC
HOMETOWN: The Shire
UNDERGRAD COLLEGE: Hobbit University
HOW I MAKE THE BLING-BLING (REAL JOB): Legal Shit
PERSONAL MOTTO: If you can get around by people carrying you, who cares if you're short.
HOBBIES: Walking under tables upright, Ankle biting
FAV LINKS: http://www.datealittle.com/
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